Sunday in the 'loin

Food Porn II

Ooooh, ahhhh another post containing food porn.

This is a photo of a cherry that I bought at the Farmer's Market on Saturday. Is it just me, or does it look extra happy?

Cherries are a pretty sexy food even without added appendages. The flesh is so deep and red, and the shape is pert and rounded, so much so that the skin appears stretched to its limit, like nature's latex panties. You have to work your tongue around the pit, and their green stems just beg you to dangle them above your lover's mouth as you picnic in a meadow on a sunny summer afternoon. Remember Tess of the d'Ubervilles (played by Natasha Kinski) wrapping her luscious lips around a strawberry? For me, the fruit of sensuality is the cherry.

I'm looking forward to poppin' 'em all summer long.

Food Porn

I have been told that I write food porn. I admit, I do have a love for food that borders on lust. However, it is not limited to my writing - I see things in food, too. Take a look at my pan-seared seabass from our dinner at Peshceria last night. Tell me that it does not look like a perfectly shaped woman's ass in a thong?


Some people see the Virgin Mary or Abraham Lincoln in their food, and that draws a lot of attention from the media and people of the faith. Me, I know I fine booty when I see it. And let me tell you she - I mean it - tasted as good as she - I mean it - looked.

And just to show you that I am a good girl as well, let's have a moment of silence for lovely Pescheria, which will be closing its doors soon and (hopefully) relocating to a neighborhood nearby.

God bless everyone and may your next meal be as hot and tasty as mine was.