Food Porn

I have been told that I write food porn. I admit, I do have a love for food that borders on lust. However, it is not limited to my writing - I see things in food, too. Take a look at my pan-seared seabass from our dinner at Peshceria last night. Tell me that it does not look like a perfectly shaped woman's ass in a thong?


Some people see the Virgin Mary or Abraham Lincoln in their food, and that draws a lot of attention from the media and people of the faith. Me, I know I fine booty when I see it. And let me tell you she - I mean it - tasted as good as she - I mean it - looked.

And just to show you that I am a good girl as well, let's have a moment of silence for lovely Pescheria, which will be closing its doors soon and (hopefully) relocating to a neighborhood nearby.

God bless everyone and may your next meal be as hot and tasty as mine was.